Cleaning out my cupboard and eating noodles

P1030758Spent three hours up in our attic and cleaned. So I was so fucking hungry when I came down. So. Because I clean everything now I dont have so much food in my fridge. So I had noodles. IT WAS DELICIOUS OMFG.

For 1 hungry human

So much rice noodles you think you can eat (thoses thin ones, not the ones you eat with pad thai)

2 smaller carrots

Half of a red onion

1 big scallion

1 egg

Neutral oil

Some chives

For the dressing:

1 tbsp rape oil

1/2 tbsp of sesame oil

1/2 tbsp light soy sauce (NOT MUSHROOM SOY NO DEAR GOD NO)

1 clove of garlic

1/2 tbsp of hoisin sauce

1 teaspoon of rice vinegar


Mince the garlic and mix everything for the dressing. If you dont have hoisin sauce, take a pinch of sugar. If you dont have light soy sauce, DO NOT TAKE MUSHROOM SOY. What I mean is taht you can add and take away ingredients that you dont like or do like! Nice huh.

Ok. Soak the noodles in warm water for 3 minutes. Peel the carrot and chop it in thin slices. Chop your red onion in small wedges. Chop your scallion.


Take a pan. Add rape oil. Fry your egg til the yolk is still runny. Set aside the egg. Add some more rape oil. Add the carrot and fry for 2 minutes. Add the red onion and fry for 1 minute. Add the scallion and fry for another 1 minute. Drain the noodles and add them as well. STIR A LOT. Put everything in a bowl and add some of the dressing. Stir. Put on a plate. Add the egg. Sprinkle with sesame seeds and chives.


When you eat, you can ad a bit more dressing if you want. Break the egg and enjoy. MEAT FREE GLUTEN FREE. Im so nice to all the animals and all the flour out there.




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  1. What is rape oil???

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    • Olive Hummer

      hehe I know!! its rape seed oil! you know those yellow flower fields you can see in the summer! Just googled it and saw that it has another name: Canola oil! Going to use that instead. The other word is horrible actually. Thank you for your comment dear!!

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